She'd rather give a mountain lion a bikini wax than mess with love again. Been there, went viral, never going back. Hattie Montague's life as a backcountry guide for the spoiled and famous suits her just fine, thanks. It's the only place she feels completely safe being herself. So what if she has nightmares that she can only speak squirrel and craves pine cones for breakfast? It beats leaving yourself vulnerable to humans. Fine, all of them aren't bad. She likes probably three, so when one needs her help, she drags herself back to civilization. If she can navigate white water rapids, she can babysit a matchmaking office for a weekend. It's not like she'll have to deal with people or, you know, be nice. Ew. Alexander Greye ruined her life ten years ago. Not his proudest moment. Known as the Winter Warlocke, he's a man born and raised to lead a country with logical precision. Yet around her, he can't seem to think rationally. He's never met anyone...